‘Well now little Amadou, if I give you this lovely portable toilet here…what are you going to give me in return?’ I’m not sure exactly how it goes, but this kind of exchange between a black child and a white metropolitan Englishman - the latter possessed of the appearance found at a standard North London lemon party - is immediately what comes to mind whenever that pillar of the charity industrial complex, Oxfam, or Noncefam, becomes embroiled in sexual abuse charges - a pattern starting with Chad in 2006, then with Haiti in 2010, and then again in the DRC in 2021.
Coupled to allegations of sexual harassment within its retail stores which are - incidentally - administered in the manner of hyper-capitalist high street bookshops, these revelations forced this grotesque organisation into a corner. In 2018 it had no choice but to withdraw a request for funding from the UK government as there was every indication this would be declined, which would have jarred across the other channels from where the scam generates its revenue and nudged its deluded or guilty benefactors into a rare moment of self-reflection.
So what did it do? Egged on by another vile organisation, Stonewall - the mothership of cultural subversion - Noncefam shifted its attention from village diarrhoea to identity politics with nuclear thrusters, peaking with a warning to women not to report their rapists as this ‘justified excessive punishment for black and other marginalised people.’
To commemorate PRIDE in 2023, Noncefam produced a video, complete with a voice-over from (what appears to be) a non-binary, ADHD, 12-year-old Bangladeshi girl-boss, in which the organisation eviscerated ‘terfs’ - an acronym for ‘trans-exclusionary radical feminists’. The message could not have been be clearer: women are shit, there’s no money left in them - so we’re going long on the whole trans thing. Included in the video was an animation of queen ‘terf’ herself, the author JK Rowling.
At this point you would expect Noncefam’s chair to politely excuse himself from - I dunno - a Gramsci-themed lemon party, grab his demented organisation by its collar and warn it not to behave like that former meth-enthusiast, South African erm, “doctor” in Canada. But in an age where evidence-free claims of a ‘trans genocide’ are relentlessly peddled, no such luck: it was left to an increasingly bewildered, trans-ed out public to express its disgust.
And it did, prompting Noncefam to edit Rowling’s caricature out of the video and effectively ending June’s identity nationalism only 6 days in - which will be disappointing for all the shops in central London gaying the crap out of themselves in the hope of bumper sales. But they can’t blame Noncefam alone: even before the 1st, a man called Philip Schofield ruined everything.
The only surprising thing about the Schofield carnage - meeting his young lover as a boy, fixing him a job on the set of his daytime television show, making him dress up as an elf and getting him smashed on live television, charging the station to ferry him around in a taxi for ‘Thursday night playtime’ - is that this happened at ITV, not the BBC. Which prompts concern: exactly how will the BBC respond to being out-nonced?
But there is a sense of nature healing with Schofield and Noncefam. For the last two weeks we haven’t had to watch the jowly central banker Andrew Bailey try and excuse his staggering incompetence or listen to scientists talking out of their bottoms. After being offshored to the campsites of Luxembourg and western Belgium for the better part of 5 years, Britain’s national sport of noncing has - yes, that’s right - come home.
Spot on Simon. On point as usual
I wasn’t aware of any of this & I was confused the whole way through with this Nonce stuff. I got the jist of it now. Pedophilia seems to be everywhere & the left seems to be just embracing the destabilization of the nuclear family..... all
for the greater good of inclusivity & Gender Dysphoria. Will have to look for some current news on this disgusting individual from Oxfam.